Quotes · Reference dataset
Humor Quotes
Humorous quotations, paired with their attributed speakers or authors.
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All 10 records · Last changed October 15, 2026 · Select a column heading to sort.
| Quote | Person |
|---|---|
| Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. | Friedrich Nietzsche |
| Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. | E.B. White |
| Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. | Christopher Morley |
| I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. | Frank Howard Clark |
| Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it. | Salma Hayek |
| Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. | Benjamin Franklin |
| That is the saving grace of humor. If you fail no one is laughing at you. | William Arthur Ward |
| The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful. | Kurt Vonnegut |
| There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? | Henry Ford |
| You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. | W. Somerset Maugham |
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